THE DOUCHE

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Waking up after my joint night time sleep and morning nap, I said my greetings to the evil armadillo that lives in my closet as I stared out of the window of my apartment building. Some dude walks by and knocks the receiver off the public telephone and leaves it dangling. He did this with one of his best "I'm a douche bag" look on his face . OHHHH. EVERYBODY LOOK OUT FOR THE TOUGH GUY. TOUGHYTY TOUGH GUY COMING THROUGH. TOUGHING AROUND TOUGH TOWN WITH HIS BIG OLD D***.(These were just thoughts, I didn't say them out loud out of fear of being douche crumbled). This was one of those guys that looked like he would think Charlie Sheen would make a great president or that Le Bron James can win 7 NBA championships, or that arm wrestling is a real sport (which is actually quite debatable, but for the purpose of this piece, we'll assume it's not a real sport). Anyways, some old lady with one of those 1914 gold purse (I don't know for a fact the the purse is that old or if it was real gold) tries to smack him upside the head while doing on of those side head shaking thing and yelling "boy you done lost yo damn mind", but he just keeps on walking away. Why??? Because he's a douche bag. Some blind dude waiting also waiting at the bus stop. He doesn't care. He knocks the stick and glasses of the blind mans face. Now I've got to admit that he was rocking one of the sickest and most super cool hair cuts in the world but that's no way to live. Like the great Ja Rule ones said : "a brother gats to know when to draw the f**king line or there sho gonna be some damn consequences".(Obviously not a real Ja Rule quote. It just sounds like something he would say)  Long story short, douche get hit by a bus while he tries to do his "I'm casually crossing the highway because I'm awesome" walk.
Moral of the story???? I don't know, but hopefully you're one of those really careful reader who always finds the moral in every story. So find it you moral finding demon.(Just kidding. I think your moral finding skills are awesome)

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