SEAGALGREAM!!!!!!!!!
The Library aka the word-killing building is a zombie house in disguise, except of course without the zombies; or perhaps there are zombies unseen by the naked eye ( you're welcome science fiction fans). Anyway, you get to the front door and you don't even have to touch the door. It just opens by itself. Then there's the two headed 90 year old demon lady with bifocal glasses who asks you very quietly yet violently "How can I help you today?", and you're like "its cool, I know my way around" and then she grows another head (with yet another pair of excellent quality bifocal glasses) and says "Whatever". And then as you walk away toward the most convenient spot in the library, you feel the three heads follow you all the way to your sit. You start to play angry bird on your computer to warm up for your science research paper and every body starts to Shhhhhhhh you for no reason, so move to a more uncomfortable spot where you know for sure you cannot be disturbed (the price to pay for enjoying an addictive game of angry bird) Finally, after hours of unsuccessful research, you are about to walk out of the library when the 90 year old lady (who now has five heads because a couple of people pissed her off) calls you and says " your library card has expired, we are gonna have charge you for today's session" DAMN YOU FIVE HEADED SENIOR CITIZEN. DAMN!!
For those intrigued by the magical fantasy library, I hate to burst your bubble, but its not a real library.
For those wondering if the library lady got a discount on the bifocal glasses, Yes she did.
Moral of the story?? Don't ever study at a fictional library.
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