The Library

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The Library aka the word-killing building is a zombie house in disguise, except of course without the zombies; or perhaps there are zombies unseen by the naked eye ( you're welcome science fiction fans). Anyway, you get to the front door and you don't even have to touch the door. It just opens by itself. Then there's the two headed 90 year old demon lady with bifocal glasses who asks you very quietly yet violently "How can I help you today?", and you're like "its cool, I know my way around" and then she grows another head (with yet another pair of excellent quality bifocal glasses) and says "Whatever". And then as you walk away toward the most convenient spot in the library, you feel the three heads follow you all the way to your sit. You start to play angry bird on your computer to warm up for your science research paper and every body starts to Shhhhhhhh you for no reason, so move to a more uncomfortable spot where you know for sure you cannot be disturbed (the price to pay for enjoying an addictive game of angry bird) Finally, after hours of unsuccessful research, you are about to walk out of the library when the 90 year old lady (who now has five heads because a couple of people pissed her off) calls you and says " your library card has expired, we are gonna have charge you for today's session" DAMN YOU FIVE HEADED SENIOR CITIZEN.  DAMN!!

For those intrigued by the magical fantasy library, I hate to burst your bubble, but its not a real library.

For those wondering if the library lady got a discount on the bifocal glasses, Yes she did.

Moral of the story?? Don't ever study at a fictional library.

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Feed The Fishes, PLEASE.

Hey Seagaldreamers (I'm still trying to make that name stick so please spread the word) I'm sad to announce the death of one of our beloved fish in the seagaldream water world (the tiny 3 inch box at the right side of the blog) I never knew him (or perhaps her) too well but it seemed like a very decent green fish (no racial profiling, the fish was actually color green) So please, we don't wanna loose any of the other fishes. Whenever you pop up to check out seagaldream, even if you don't feel like reading the gibberish weird stories, please take 3 seconds to feed the fishes. Just right click (or for android or i phone users, tap you phone screen) on the seagaldream water world a couple of times. That's all it takes.
For those who do not respond to gentle appeals, FEED THE F**K** FISHES YOU M****F*** PIECE OF S***

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THE DOUCHE

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Waking up after my joint night time sleep and morning nap, I said my greetings to the evil armadillo that lives in my closet as I stared out of the window of my apartment building. Some dude walks by and knocks the receiver off the public telephone and leaves it dangling. He did this with one of his best "I'm a douche bag" look on his face . OHHHH. EVERYBODY LOOK OUT FOR THE TOUGH GUY. TOUGHYTY TOUGH GUY COMING THROUGH. TOUGHING AROUND TOUGH TOWN WITH HIS BIG OLD D***.(These were just thoughts, I didn't say them out loud out of fear of being douche crumbled). This was one of those guys that looked like he would think Charlie Sheen would make a great president or that Le Bron James can win 7 NBA championships, or that arm wrestling is a real sport (which is actually quite debatable, but for the purpose of this piece, we'll assume it's not a real sport). Anyways, some old lady with one of those 1914 gold purse (I don't know for a fact the the purse is that old or if it was real gold) tries to smack him upside the head while doing on of those side head shaking thing and yelling "boy you done lost yo damn mind", but he just keeps on walking away. Why??? Because he's a douche bag. Some blind dude waiting also waiting at the bus stop. He doesn't care. He knocks the stick and glasses of the blind mans face. Now I've got to admit that he was rocking one of the sickest and most super cool hair cuts in the world but that's no way to live. Like the great Ja Rule ones said : "a brother gats to know when to draw the f**king line or there sho gonna be some damn consequences".(Obviously not a real Ja Rule quote. It just sounds like something he would say)  Long story short, douche get hit by a bus while he tries to do his "I'm casually crossing the highway because I'm awesome" walk.
Moral of the story???? I don't know, but hopefully you're one of those really careful reader who always finds the moral in every story. So find it you moral finding demon.(Just kidding. I think your moral finding skills are awesome)

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The Spoof Of The Sun Drop Commercial

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I'm so exited. Everybody seems to be making their own spoof of the Sun Drop commercial. For those who don't know what this is about, basically what you do is you put on a green shirt and some really ridiculously short jeans, drink a can of Sun drop, and dance randomly anywhere to Snoop doggy's drop it like its hot. So I've decided to make my own video too.  It's gonna be out soon. Oh and please don't call the cops when you see me dancing ridiculously in your neighborhood. Now you know why.
Here's a link to the orginal Sun Drop commercial http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEQzJRRIXKs
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THE NEW BIKE

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzHYgYniGYs&feature=relmfu

I'm A Banana

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Ok, so there's a tons of really important stuff to talk about. There's the whole Healthcare issue, the hunger in east Africa, and there are even more important stuff like how in God's name the cast of jersey shore are so freaking famous, or how there's an evil monkey in your closet and no one has done anything about it. However, i think it's more important to talk about this dude. ( I call him "this dude" because I have no idea what his name is). No one wants accept him for who he is. He's no longer a human, he's a BANANA.(I am gonna post another link of the video for those of you who still use a 1979 model computer.) Great men like Dr Martin Luther King and those other old guys with ugly mustaches from the days of black and white T.V. fought for our freedom of expression. Why then is it difficult for us even in this age of i phones and crazy apps to accept this dude the way he is? Now, I'm not gonna say much about this dude ( basically because I don't know much about him), all am gonna say is everybody has the right to be a banana (or what ever fruit they want). They can even chose to be vegetable. ( I know there are certain fruits thought to be vegetable's) Let's give them a chance. Who knows, maybe the can solve the hunger issue in east Africa. ( Ahhhhh, see how I linked the banana story to the less important issue of hunger)
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Oh, this is the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH5ay10RTGY .

Rise of The Seagaldreamers

 At last, a blog with the most randomness ever known to mankind is here ( we're still trying to be the best among the alien species). Being a brother blog of yinus-sizzle.blogspot.com and a cousin blog of izzy-randomstuffs.blogspot.com , you should expect this to be the most awesome thing since skinny jean.  So Seagaldreamers ( or what ever your names are), lets get it started!!!!!! SEAGALDREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (We were kinda hoping that would be our signature word)